Where to start....

First off I am by no means a English major or do I have any idea about proper grammar or sentence structure. If I would have wanted it perfect, I would have hired it done. So what that means, is you get me! I will try really hard not to have a five mile run on sentence, but I am not guaranteeing anything! I write like I talk. And my husband turned me into a redneck, as much as I try to deny it.....he got to me....and made me worser (he favorite word!). Another thing, I like to cuss, swear, use profanity, what ever you wanna call it. And I do it like a sailor. I should probably be sorry for that, but really I am not. We all have our quirks, this is one of mine.
Okay, on to other things. I am a stay at home mom, that has been married for the last 15 and a half years to Mr. Carrie's Things. Mr. Carrie's Things grand passion in life is to be a farmer. He is an awesome farmer. I love that he gets to do it everyday. What I don't love, is that he thinks my grand passion is to farm too, and while I can do just about everything he can with regards to farming, IT.IS.NOT.MY.GRAND.PASSION. But I do what I can, and bitch very loudly somedays, because I love him and I know where our money comes from.
We have 3 beautiful, naughty, sassy, wonderful, intelligent girlies, Sally is damn near 8, Lucy is almost 6 and Betsy is almost 6 months old. They all pretty much bring out parenting skills that I do not possess. And possess is a word that I cannot spell or find in the dictionary, (online) so I had to call the dyslexic sister to find out how......face palm............don't worry, she will be reading this and has already gotten pure joy out of telling me how to spell it and that I had to call her about it. She gloats something terrible. Anywho where was I?
Oh yeah, so not only do I take care of my girlies, and the hubby, I also have my Mother-In-Law. Who has old-timers, and who thinks that I am the one who doesn't have a clue about what the hell is going on. She makes me crazy, but I love her.
I have one to many hobbies. I love to knit, sew, read and do photography. Somebody just tried to talk me into beading the other day, and she thought I was being funny when I said that if I came home with one more hobby I would be divorced. I am serious. He will divorce me. Our house, which is less than 1100sq. ft., is filled to the brim with my shit. For Bob's sake, Betsy doesn't even have a bedroom yet! We are going to transform our 12X12 shed into an office, but I think I am going to have to transform my half of the garage into a craft room. Yeah, he didn't take that so well. We will see what happens there!
Well this is it for this post, Mr. Carrie's Things needs us to be his runners, and I have 3 bitchy girlies, you know cause its summer, and who gets up before the butt-crack of noon anyway.
TTFN
Carrie